First again

I'm all in favor of gay marriage, but don't get me started on gay divorce.

Gay cowboys a hit with foreign press

The only award less meaningful than a Golden globe would have to be whatever they give the Major League Soccer champion.

Deluded kids question Santa

After getting no help from their government and clearly being forsaken by their God, Louisiana's kids turn to the one man who might help -- Santa Claus.

Van Gundy van gone

Pat Riley let Stan Van Gundy do all the heavy lifting and then cast him aside.

Gang killer executed, liberals sad

Being friends with Snoop Dogg might get you a deal on a cell phone, but it can't stop your execution.

Goodbye Richard Pryor

"The Toy" and "Brewster's Millions" have to get remade now.

Two never better than one

The Red Sox may name co-general managers. This should work as well as two QBs sharing a starting job.