12/08/2005

Yahoo! offering cheap calls

If you don't mind taking phone calls on your computer you can have service for around two cents a minute to anywhere in the world.

More time to read our book

Life expectancy for Americans has reached an all-time high. Maybe you'll finally have a chance to catch up on those season one A-Team DVDs.

12/07/2005

Just got the cover...

Can't see how anything would go wrong here

Eminem has gotten back together with his ex-wife. This should be as successful as the second Don Johnson/Melanie Griffith marriage.

Playboy launches Bodcasts

Download video and audio of Playmates doing everything but getting naked to your portable audio or video player. Now if only the women could be updated from 1980s technology.

Van Halen loses another one

Eddie Van Halen and Valerie Bertinelli are getting divorced after 24 years. Friends expect Van Halen to rebound by having a brief affair with Gary Cherone.

12/06/2005

Study proves obvious

Apparently eating candy makes kids fat. It took scientists years to figure this out.

Stocking stuffer

CNET has a list of MP3 players under $50 and you'll be shocked by what you get for that price.

Stocking stuffer

CNET has a list of MP3 players under $50 and you'll be shocked by what you get for that price.

Have a drink, get thin

Moderate alcohol consumption may help you lose weight. It also makes you more attractive and better at talking to women.

They're not that impressive anyway

Jennifer Aniston has sued a photographer to prevent the release of topless photos taken with a telephoto lens from more than one mile away. In other Friends news, Lisa Kudrow will run naked through your living room if only someone would pay attention to her.

12/05/2005

Two won't be better than one

ABC has named two anchors to replace Peter Jennings on World News Tonight.

Yet another iTunes competitor

Real Networks has jumped into the online music fray by rebranding its Rhapsody music service as Rhapsody.com.

Charlize doesn't have B.O.

Surprisingly a movie based on an obscure cartoon from ten years ago didn't unseat Harry Potter at the top of the charts.

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