Paint a star on your man bosom in tribute

WWE has a pay per view next week, Taboo Tuesday, where the fans get to vote on the participants in some of the matches. One of these allows you to pick the partner for Eugene, a weirdly engaging mildly-retarded character who supposedly has the mind of a seven-year-old. The choices include Kamala, "The Ugandan Giant," an obese man who slaps his painted belly before bumping into his opponent and running out of breath.